im 16. 17 on the 30th on july next year (around 4 oclock tea time to be accurate)

when ever you fell down just think "captain slow loves me".

but on a serious note theres nothing wrong with helping people. the thing is when helping other people starts to take over the majority of your life, or put alot of it on hold. the key is finding the fine line between being selfish and nonselfless. (i think those are the right words.) but then agian im only 16 so i probs dont know wat im talking about.

have a try yourself. it shouldnt be too hard. or will siting by a computer making skins not go down well in da hood with ya gansta image. lol

Quote from nutty boy :

That your an idiot that scoffs his face with biscuits

lol. true. btw, if youve seen me race, youd not want me in your team

hehehe, tats canny funny.

i got turned down a job from spar. how embarrasing is that, i mean, spar. honestly *geos and cries*

always nice to see something that has a connection with our area

Quote from Turbo Dad :

Should send new users this in the registration email

+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

or you could just work when your at work. if theres nothing to do, sweep up.

i went through a stage when i used to drive the RAC a little offline, but the thing is it was that hard to master, i never felt confident enough that i could race it on a server and not take everyone out.

i practised the jaffa cake challenge walking down the street of the village wer my school is so god knows wat passers by would of thought. lol

Quote from nutty boy :

This forum is freaking me out beyond belief lately.

hehehee, dont worry, its just the first time iv been free to joke about being gay without getting a smak in the arm. lol

i do have a dodgy poleaxe thing i found in the garage (our garage used to be a slaugther house, so i keep finding things that are like, 40 yers old at least). i could scare them with that.

Quote from sgt.flippy :

Where can I stream?

my bedroom window. *geos to google maps to find map*

EDIT: im mostly on the computer, and the computer aint in my room, make it the breafast room window, were the cars all park up

i suppose i could invite them in and make them read the "how many people on lfs are gay" thread theyd never come back then.

ok. the time has begun. all those irritating little kids begging for money. how do you get rid of them?

some came and sed happy halloween. i just replied same to you to and shut the door in his face. but can anyone think of something that will put them off for a long time??

feel free to let your minds wander.

i need ideas

Quote from Jakg :

he was making a joke as Bullman is suspected of being a "c-word"

EDIT - I meant cracker, not the other C word! Although, who knows...

in my eyes id say your first guess is more appropriate for the second guess. if u follow that lol.

is this so you can see yuor man in the bf1?

Quote from nutty boy :

Thank you Captain. Wouldn't you feel prouder still if you accepted the offer.

ohh nutty boy you now how to make me proud (another homosexual joke, sorry)

im listnin to Gangbang, by the sensational alex harvey band. (sahb)

Quote from CSU1 :

Brave words for a lesbian.

Loooool

Quote from sgt.flippy :

What site do you suggest for my moronic movies?

you could just watch me for a week?

ok. seeing as though you asked kindly iv done it.

it looks a bit bare but redbull only seem to have themselves as sponsors, and i had a go of doing the nice lines like on the f1 car.

Quote from sgt.flippy :

I guess you don't exist

awwwwwwwww. i always wanted to exist. oh well. looks like im the first specimen of artificial intelligence on this forum.

Quote from BlakjeKaas :

Well, it's less off-topic then the rest of the posts... (almost)
And the thread itself is... well...off-forum..?
:P

so wat does that say about me? lol

Quote from CSU1 :

So, whats wrong with BD??? It's benifficial to both partys

hows it benificial?

EDIT: ahhh mr x. nice to see you. still havent seen a blue yaris yet